YOUR / TEMPORAL RESEARCH
REAL SCIENCE. QUESTIONABLE SOLUTION.
Project: Escape the waiting
Thailand is too far away in time.
You still have to wait until Wednesday. But Einstein has a suggestion: go faster, and your personal clock ticks slower. How much waiting can you avoid?
01 / The problem
Calculating…
Until Thailand Wednesday begins · 4 November 2026, 00:00 Amsterdam time
Everyone at the office has to wait this long. You might have options.
02 / The solution — increase your speed
Your current speed
45 km/h
0.00000417% of light speed
Walking pace99.9999% of light speed
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Imagine you keep moving at this speed until Wednesday, then compare clocks with us. No need to travel to Thailand yet.
03 / The breakthrough
You would skip...
0.526 nanoseconds
0.000000000526 seconds of waiting
Excellent news: your scooter is already beating the calendar. Barely.
Everyone else's wait
6 days, 8 hoursYour personal wait
6 days, 8 hoursOfficial scientific conclusion